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Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
James Brown - It's A Man's Man's Man's World
This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
You see, man made the cars to take us over the road
Man made the trains to carry heavy loads
Man made electric light to take us out of the dark
Man made the boat for the water, like Noah made the ark
This is a man's, a man's, a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
Man thinks about a little baby girls and a baby boys
Man makes then happy 'cause man makes them toys
And after man has made everything, everything he can
You know that man makes money to buy from other man
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl
He's lost in the wilderness
He's lost in bitterness
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Esto no funcionara.
00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:10,285
¿Cuál es el problema?
693
00:35:12,488 --> 00:35:16,324
Esto no funcionara.
694
00:35:22,930 --> 00:35:25,131
¿Eso es todo?
695
00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:27,400
No puedes simplemente...
decir eso y callarte
696
00:35:27,468 --> 00:35:29,302
Es sólo un
hecho de facto.
697
00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:32,672
No es una proposicion debatible
698
00:35:32,740 --> 00:35:36,443
Claro, porque puedes ver el futuro.
699
00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,845
No. Pero puedo ver el pasado
700
00:35:38,913 --> 00:35:40,313
Pero lo vas a recordar.
701
00:35:40,381 --> 00:35:43,083
Todas las cosas horribles
que eh hecho.
702
00:35:43,150 --> 00:35:44,784
y vas a intentar de
convencerte a ti mismo
703
00:35:44,852 --> 00:35:46,419
de que he cambiado.
704
00:35:46,487 --> 00:35:48,688
Y volveré a hacer esas cosas
horribles otra vez,
705
00:35:48,756 --> 00:35:51,157
por que no he cambiado.
706
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:53,793
Entonces te das cuenta de eso...
707
00:35:57,531 --> 00:36:01,201
Soy una elección loca para alguien que tiene un hijo.
708
00:36:01,268 --> 00:36:02,802
Y desde aca,
709
00:36:02,870 --> 00:36:04,738
es un pequeño paso
a un a inevitable conclusion
710
00:36:04,805 --> 00:36:08,541
que todo esto...
711
00:36:08,609 --> 00:36:10,543
Fue un error.
Tuesday, September 07, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Formateando Equipo...
Finalicé la formateada anual de mi PC... Espero que no te haya causado muchos perjuicios...
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Jason Mraz y Ximena Sariñana - Lucky suerte
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wIbIvzqfZE
Do you hear me,
I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying
Se que quiero cuando te vas
Supe desde tiempo atrás
Es que mi corazón no sabe querer
Hasta volverte a ver
Suerte que despierto junto a ti
Suerte que sentí lo que sentí
Suerte que regresas para mí
Nadie tiene la razón
De que exista el amor
Solo hay un tu y yo
Las promesas de los dos
Me esperaras aquí estaré
Lo se
Suerte que despierto junto a ti
Suerte que sentí lo que sentí
Suerte que regresas para mí
Suerte que hay más por conocer
Suerte que contigo creceré
Suerte que te tengo al volver
And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair
Todo tiene final feliz
Desde que te conocí
No hay más que las ganas de estar
Y volver a empezar
Suerte que despierto junto a ti
Suerte que sentí lo que sentí
Suerte que regresas para mí
Suerte que hay más por conocer
Suerte que contigo creceré
Suerte que te tengo al volver
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
Debí amarte más...
Ahora años más tarde cuando ya es difícil, he notado la frase que recibo
cuando "ella" ha madurado y encuentra la solución a sus problemas, un poco tarde...
Debí amarte más...
Lo malo es que cada año he perdido pedazo a pedazo, aquello que debió amar más...
Ahora ya no soy ni un reflejo de eso que antes era, más viejo, menos sabio, más aburrido, con menos ganas...
Por eso me pregunto: Será que "yo" Debí amarte más?
Escrito en Cartagena, 06 de julio, donde te extraño más...
Monday, June 14, 2010
Los pendejos. De Facundo Cabral
Los pendejos. De Facundo Cabral
Mi abuela decía: "Habría que acabar con los uniformes que le dan la autoridad a cualquiera!" ¿Qué es un general desnudo?
Y tenía razón ! Y tenía derecho a hablar de esto, porque estuvo casada con un coronel que era realmente un hombre valiente, solo le tenia miedo a algo... a los Pendejos.
Un día le pregunté por qué y me respondió: Porque son muchos y no hay forma de cubrir semejante frente.
Y por temprano que te levantes a donde quiera que tu vayas, ya está lleno de pendejos, y son peligrosos porque al ser mayoría eligen hasta al Presidente....!!!
Los hay de toda categoría por ejemplo esta:
El pendejo informático: que es un pendejo computado.
El pendejo burócrata: que es oficialmente pendejo
El pendejo optimista: que cree que no es pendejo
El pendejo pesimista: que cree que es el único pendejo
El pendejo esférico: que es pendejo por todos lados
El pendejo fosforescente: porque de noche se ve que por allá viene un pendejo
El pendejo de referencias: ¿dónde está Alberto? Allá al lado del pendejo de la chaqueta gris.
El pendejo conciente: el que sabe que es pendejo
El pendejo de sangre azul: que es hijo y nieto de pendejos.
Y el más peligroso de todos :
El pendejo demagogo: que cree que el pueblo es pendejo.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Me das Motivo Willie Colón
A veces uno se sienta y queda pensando,
que si esta siendo amado, si esta amando,
y cree que ha encontrado todo lo que la vida puede ofreces.
Encima de esto la gente construye sus sueños,
sus hermosos castillos y crean un mundo de encanto
donde todo es bello.
Derepente llega la relidad,
y todo se hecha a perder,
todo se hecha a perder.
Me das motivo,
Para irme ahora.
Es que vengo ahora,
de ti perder.
Mi motivo, ser en adelante,
buscar algo, que hacer.
Estoy viendo ahora,
que no hay sentido,
Seguir contigo,
mejor asi.
En esta hora,
cualquiera llora,
Ya es demasiado,
para mi.
Tenia que ser asi....Todo bien, cada uno por su lado,
la vida sigue....
Yo voy a buscar y se que voy a encontrar
alguien mejor que tu,
espero que seas feliz en tu nuevo camino,
Seguir contigo no tiene sentido, es mejor asi.
Me da motivo,
el fuego tuyo,
Y ahora huyo,
Para no sufrir,
Fui un buen amigo, te di mi mundo,
pero fue poco,
para ti.
Ahora tarde, no hay otro gesto,
pues todo esto,
Le da fe a mis manos.
Mucho me importas,
pero la vida es corta,
no vale la pena, Sufrir En Vano.
Aquel que se acostumbra a perder,
no podria ser como y se.
Y por mas que lo intentes negar,
tengo motivo.
Puede que vaya a salir por ahi,
y suceda algo que me haga feliz.
Encontrar a alguien eso me da,
me da motivos.
tengo motivos.
Monday, February 01, 2010
Quisiera ser como Chuck Norris...
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
- Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
- When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
- How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
- Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
- There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
- In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease."
- Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take %^&* from anybody.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
- Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the @#$% down.
- Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
- The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
- When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
- Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
- Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
- Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
- When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
- Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
- Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the !@#$ down
- Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
- There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
- Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds
- Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
- Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
- If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
- Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
- Chuck Norris invented water.
- Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
- Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
- Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
- Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are *!@#roaches and Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris never "gets laid", rather: "laid gets Chuck".
- Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris
- When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
- Chuck Norris can !@#$ into gale force winds.
- Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
- Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
- Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Quisiera ser como Chuck Norris, que cuando no tiene la razón tiene la razón, lo anterior para que no anden diciendo que: "Q difícil es, llevarle el genio al alguien q lo tiene peor q uno ..jejeje"
Thursday, December 03, 2009
Faith - George Michael
Faith
George Michael - Faith
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody
Has got a body like you
But I've got to think twice
Before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play
Because I play them too
Oh but I
Need some time off from that emotion
Time to pick my heart up off the floor
And when that love comes down
Without devotion
Well it takes a strong man baby
But I'm showing you the door
'Cause I gotta have faith...
Baby
I know you're asking me to stay
Say please, please, please, don't go away
You say I'm giving you the blues
Maybe
You mean every word you say
Can't help but think of yesterday
And another who tied me down to loverboy rules
Before this river
Becomes an ocean
Before you throw my heart back on the floor
Oh baby I reconsider
My foolish notion
Well I need someone to hold me
But I'll wait for something more
Yes I've gotta have faith...
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